I hate speeches. More to the point, I hate stupid people who do speeches on rappers. That's right, anyone in my 5th period Geography 1C class that did their speech on some rapper is a fucking moron. Seriously, why not choose someone smart? Maybe someone who doesn't get shot or sell drugs? Maybe not someone who runs away at the age of 13? It's not that hard. Rappers are a very small group, and the alternatives are usually much better (usually meaning a banana peel would be a better choice for successful). And all the awful songs... it was hell, pure hell.

And in case no one believes how bad a choice rappers are, I actually took notes (extra credit) on the facts the people used in their speeches.

Too Short-
got in a car crash and killed the other driver.

J-Kwon
ran away @ 13
2 kids @ 17

50 Cent....
sold drugs
got shot 9 times
makes fun of Ja Rule
name is Curtis..... CURTIS

I rest my case.